10 Things - 10 Ways Children Are Easier To Raise Than Chickens

10 Ways Children Are Easier To Raise Than Chickens

I got a few puzzled looks and questions about last week's '10 Things' about how chickens are easier to raise than children. I thought I had best balance this out and tell you why kids are better...

1. Children smell nice most of the time
2. Children can take out the rubbish
3. Children don't leave excrement all over the backyard
4. Children don't peck the sparkly buttons off my jeans when I bend over
5. Children zip up the net on the trampoline once they get on
6. Children can tell you when they are hungry and thirsty
7. Children can snuggle in bed in the mornings and tell you about their crazy dreams
8. Children are cute and give a good excuse to watch G rated movies
9. Children have arms so they can hug
10. Children can tell you that they love you

Next week - 10 of my top weight loss tips {I am looking forward to that...}