Showing posts with label Trinny and Susannah. Show all posts
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Thursday, August 4, 2011

Blog Review: Uncool Trinny & Susannah... Uncool

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I love Trinny & Susannah. I really do. They have revolutionised the way I look at buying and wearing clothes. Thanks to them you will not see me wearing flared low rise jeans with a mid-riff top and magenta eye shadow... Thank heavens for that! Truly they are geniuses. They have made me realise that I can still be 'in fashion' but still be true to my bizarre shape. I also love just how British they are, I also love that they use the words, 'Boobs'and 'Arse' - really really love them.


I have a very stylish friend who I am able to discuss all that is Trinny & Susannah with. We talk about 'body chopping' and 'colour blocking' and styles that suit our shapes and how we can optimise our unique shapes etc etc. We have spent many a merry hour discussing these things. I think we could be the Australian version of Trinny & Susannah - without the botox that is, and I don't know if we could actually say 'Boobs' as much (let alone grabbing them - eek!)


I actually KNOW someone who had a make-over by the dynamo duo - she went to one of their events and thought she was looking okay - she was horrified that T & S chose her to be made over! She got a boot load of money to spend at the shops, but best of all -  she. got. to. meet. them!  Oh - I would simply dissolve into a ball the size of a rolled sock to be stuffed happily in a drawer just to get the chance to meet them....  I think if I had the chance to go and see them, I would dress in the WORST clothes for my shape, just to get the chance to be in their presence.


I used to love going to their website and checking out what things a 'Vase' should be wearing. And also what things were coming into fashion in the UK a season ahead of here in Aus. So... the other day I popped across to the website after a long time away and could not believe what I saw.


Now, to just cover myself here, I am NOT into damning people and I am not into ranting (well, only for comedic purposes, of course). I still am totally besotted with T & S and would die of a fashion arrest if they ever graced my front porch - but honesty - with the amount of money and resources these two have, you would think they would have a better website. Honestly...


Check this out...



Cork board? Really? They are not the 'pin-my-newsletter-to the-pin-board' kind of gals.... I would think lacey or shiny or slick and streamlined...


More cork look - blah blah....



And as for their 'blog' posts - purleeeease! Please please - there are enough people out there proving their  lack of grey matter - give us FASHION advice, not your techi retardness..... Please ......

Although I am still a 'follower' of their blog... I am searching for a new fashion blog to be inspired by. If Trinny & Susannah read this (I again, would dissolve etc etc etc) I would be more than happy to add my plethora of internet experience to help them maximise their web vibe...

Can anyone recommend a good fashion blog that covers body shape, colour and current trends? 


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